Having a random hookup so left but love u
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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