Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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