dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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