She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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