Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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