I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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