There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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