Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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