dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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