Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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