whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
