i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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