i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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