On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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