we have officially lost it.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I am mentally ready for anal.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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