4 words: hood of his car
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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