Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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