Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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