i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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