Walk of Shame. In a state park.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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