at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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