dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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