Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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