WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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