Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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