There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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