I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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