so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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