It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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