I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Your tits are I can't wait for
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Randomize
