Dual....:-)
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
