You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
home. puking in laundry basket.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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