What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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