Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you would pick up someone in the library
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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