The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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