I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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