You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
No subtext here. People are naked.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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