He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
sex on a bike is impossible
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