Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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