Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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