He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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