its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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