every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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