No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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