So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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