Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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