does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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