Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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