Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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