doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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